Why look at that! 'Looks like I've reached my Blogger sad-sack quota for the week. "Waah, I'm penniless!" "Waah, writing hurts my delicate, puny hands!" "Waah, vital, life-giving blood is spewing from my head!". Always the same.
Well I have a veritable FEAST of the senses here for you today at least.
1.) Suzie Templeton's Dog: Fancy dying a little inside? Then you're in luck because now you can experience Suzie Templeton's awesome fucking powers of stop motion and become a deadened shell of your former self! All at the same time!
1. B.) Technically speaking it's not half as good as Templeton's Oscar winning Peter and the Wolf however Youtube only has clips of that one, making it ever clearer that copyright infringement is a damned eternal tease : \
2.) Sex Guide - Dolphins: FAQ on Mating by Dragon-Wolfe Dolphinn: Do you ever feel rife with internal conflict? Like only one side of you is capable of action and the other can only repeatedly scream "Not during visiting hours"? Like one moment you're howling "SEA LICE. SEA LICE." but before you know it you're an arm deep in bottle-nose? Come friend, join Dragon-Wolfe Dolphinn in this wild and bile-inducing ride through an aquarium lifestyle that guarantees shame upon your family for generations to come.
3. Finally, Garfield Minus Garfield. This has been making the rounds lately but I can't tell you the misty-eyed awe I feel when I read it. I tell you, it's like looking in to some sort of cruel truth-mirror.
I was going to end this with a clip of my dog and I, but apparently my dog-talking voice sounds inexplicably like Moaning Myrtle.
