Despite my sweeping success as a waster, the countless hours I spend online and the exhausting effort I put in to Facebook Scrabble, for some reason my intention to get funds together for my five-month stay in England just isn't happening. What more can I do?! Even my half-assed attempts as a freelance music journalist just don't seem to be helping me find bags of money mysteriously placed in front of my house like I had expected. How do you all expect me to pay for the cache of weapons I'll inevitably have to buy to ward off feral London kids without supplying me with an infinite reservoir of cash? By actually working? Ho ho!
But if traveling to other countries penniless is anything like my Scrabble ability right now then I'm sure it'll be just fine.
