In honour of an overall uselessness at maths and The Guardian's insistence that 2008 marks the bicentenary of Darwin's On The Origin of Species (it doesn't), I'm beginning a series pitting man against nature entitled: "World: Win. Man: Zero." Where through a series of empirical tests and shiny weighy devices that go Ping! we can finally get an answer to that age old question "Does Emily Gera simply sit in her house all day constructing doomsday scenarios via Youtube links?" Survey says yes : \
The first contenders in this edition of World: Win. Man: Zero. are: World: Massive Fucking Wasps, and
Man: Friendly, portrait-drawing Robot
While dually impressive characters, Friendly, Portrait-Drawing Robot would invariably be owned in battle because of his inability to secrete acidic fucking venom from the immense exoskeleton crushing mandibles that he doesn't have. On the other hand, while his sensor system is being harvested by wasps he can draw you a quill and ink picture of a David Bowie with no eyes.
Tune in next week for: Parasitic Brain Worms versus my absolutely pointless Bachelor's degree
I humbly retort to your unflattering portrait of humanity's powerlessness in the face of nature with the following video of California's present governor fighting a bear:
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